Eyes squeesh da 'ling baneet me feet
It make da 'ling so gud ta eet
Eyes like ta eet dem wid me feet
Dat ees why 'ling ees gud ta eet
The Longest H'orc Poem Ever Written
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broncoblitz
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The Longest H'orc Poem Ever Written
I'm always right. I'm also a jerk. It's not my fault you can't get over the latter to see the former.
Hurray for Me!
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Hurray for Me!
Topic titles are like turn signals. They aren't for your benefit, but for the people around you.
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ChikenKannon
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Evelond Formos
When I was a HORRIBLE poet that couldn't be profound to save my life, and was stupid beyond possibility, I wrote this poem (by the way, it was the first poem in the Dasarian Poetry thread in Dasaria 1 Forums):
Da heyumans say we stubud
We say wes not
Da Hafflinks stele arr tweasser
An' leve uss to rot
Dasaria is big meanie to us
We just wants to havvin fun
Bot no people haves to ataks uss
An awwaees dey haf wan.
Orcies likks uss no likks fiting
Wi yu's gatta fite uss?
Inn da farast yu pas uss
An putt op uh bigg fuss
Nawo juss leve uss awone
An wee won hert a fwy
Bot yu's makks uss fite
An wee wil makk yu di.
~ uh massag iz hidun inn diss powem
~ bi Mugly Ompy
Please don't make fun of me. I just barely knew what DnD -was- at the time.
Da heyumans say we stubud
We say wes not
Da Hafflinks stele arr tweasser
An' leve uss to rot
Dasaria is big meanie to us
We just wants to havvin fun
Bot no people haves to ataks uss
An awwaees dey haf wan.
Orcies likks uss no likks fiting
Wi yu's gatta fite uss?
Inn da farast yu pas uss
An putt op uh bigg fuss
Nawo juss leve uss awone
An wee won hert a fwy
Bot yu's makks uss fite
An wee wil makk yu di.
~ uh massag iz hidun inn diss powem
~ bi Mugly Ompy
Please don't make fun of me. I just barely knew what DnD -was- at the time.
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obsoletenihilist
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Beer es gud
an das a fact
horcs like da beer
'n den crush yous flat
cause horcs 'n beer
gos han 'n han
better crushins yous
den dat guardy man
'lings or pecks
aint make no difrence
smaller dems es
crushins horcs prefrence
cuz whens horcs gots beer
'n crushins es done
horcs get more beer
cuz beer es fun!
I wrote this while drunk, cuz beer es gud. I also propose we get every half-orc poem written into an actual book on the server. Bronco started an awesome thing, let's keep it going!
an das a fact
horcs like da beer
'n den crush yous flat
cause horcs 'n beer
gos han 'n han
better crushins yous
den dat guardy man
'lings or pecks
aint make no difrence
smaller dems es
crushins horcs prefrence
cuz whens horcs gots beer
'n crushins es done
horcs get more beer
cuz beer es fun!
I wrote this while drunk, cuz beer es gud. I also propose we get every half-orc poem written into an actual book on the server. Bronco started an awesome thing, let's keep it going!
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obsoletenihilist
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Half orc haiku
Havwink taft fo gud
Wif a tush of garleek
'n shewy bloffoom
Wif a tush of garleek
'n shewy bloffoom