Awesome Quotes

muletang · Post by **muletang** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:09 am

"Uh-Oh, fart"

Stormknife · Post by **Stormknife** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:29 am

"This is the judgement of the righteous, scum!"

"All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!

LONOmakesWAR · Post by **LONOmakesWAR** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:29 pm

"This concept of wuv both confuses and infuriates us!!!"

-Lur (Ruler of Omicron Persei 8)

broncoblitz · Post by **broncoblitz** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:40 am

Bite my glorious golden ***

Maverick_to · Post by **Maverick_to** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:44 pm

"Dont hate yourself in the morning, wake up after noon." -dunno,didn't look

Evelond Formos · Post by **Evelond Formos** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:56 pm

"The new mnemonic should be Many Very Egotistical Maniacs Just Screwed Up Nomenclature." - some random guy named Jimmy C.

"If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." --Robert Cringley

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

Post by **Vahene** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:02 pm

As seen on a bumper sticker today, on a white car that somehow insisted
on going 2 miles per hour while turning out of the parking garage ... even
though he had the right of way and no one was coming:

"Somewhere in Heaven, God is missing an Idiot..."

My reaction:

"Yeah, and he's in your car. Now move!"

K