Little Red Riding Hood is Stolen.

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:01 pm

For those of you who understand dutch:

Eindhovens Dagblad

It says; Little Red Riding Hood was stolen from a Dutch Themepark (The Efteling). During the night she was taken from her usual spot, for the people working at the park to notice it in the morning.

The news on television has just reported that a group of Students has claimed the kidnapping. For a ransom they demanded 50 freepasses for entrance into the amusementpark for one whole day in return for the freedom of Little Red Riding Hood.

To be continued.

Wyvern · Post by **Wyvern** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:09 pm

The police have issued an artist's impression of the following individual, believed to be linked to the crime:

muletang · Post by **muletang** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:13 pm

baboom cha *grin*

Judas · Post by **Judas** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:24 am

It sounded like a good idea at the time .. But now , she just won’t shut up ! ..

Lee_Mu · Post by **Lee_Mu** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:57 am

The secret is to actually listen though there is a 69% chance of going insane

KoolestLoser · Post by **KoolestLoser** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:33 am

Lee_Mu wrote:The secret is to actually listen though there is a 69% chance of going insane

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You obviously have no understanding of the opposite sex.

superpoweredchimp · Post by **superpoweredchimp** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:45 am

KoolestLoser wrote:
Lee_Mu wrote:The secret is to actually listen though there is a 69% chance of going insane
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You obviously have no understanding of the opposite sex.

What, and you do?

Lee_Mu · Post by **Lee_Mu** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:51 am

BURN!

And to answer the question no he doesn't.

lankycheese · Post by **lankycheese** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:52 am

Niles' burn was about how women do not have a secret and there is no way to win.

Niles wins this forum.

Will · Post by **Will** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:03 am

The secret is they just get bored of winning all the time, so they let us win once in awhile. It amuses them.

Lee_Mu · Post by **Lee_Mu** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:09 am

Yes, those words contain much wisdom. To bad some of them never get bored

Post by **Gobbylin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:21 am

Will wrote:The secret is they just get bored of winning all the time, so they let us win once in awhile. It amuses them.

Incorrect, they still win, they just allow you to think you have won. This way they do not suffer defeat, while still allowing you to express the feelings of finally winning, yet knowing it willo take a few mere words to send you sky-rocketing back to earth.