For Sahji <3

[Kell]

Dedicated to you, Sahji. Thank you for giving me a topic to write about.

The strange thing was that he fully understood how he just wasn’t understanding or comprehending any of what was being said, but he kept trying. Before Lucian the Non-Werewolf and his infamous lute stood a thing. Litterally, it just looked like a thing, by the clearest definition of the word “thing”. There was no other way of explaining it and he most definitely had never seen anything like it before, or hoped to see anything like it ever again. In all its grotesquely undeniably gory glory the thing stood and it flapped what appeared to be attached to its head. Odd, gurgling sounds were emanating from the hole behind what was being flapped and to Lucian it sounded nothing less like the likeness of his ears being grinded out with rusty forks. And then some. So Lucian turned around and decided to not think of it again. And then the thing flew off in its tie-dye-fighter-jet-spaceship.

Complicated, you may be thinking, what sort of ship might that be? Well let me tell you that I had no idea either but then I learned and found out (because that is how usually these things go, first you don't know and then you do) that there is, in fact, a galactic some sort of federation fully dedicated to the idea that tie-dye-ships in fact, are far more superior over your standard design spaceship. Like in the old days brave men (and women too I suppose, though women were less frequently trained in the arts of blacksmithing due to size, shape and quite frankly, heat resistance) would enchant their mighty weaponry with the souls crushed from the bones of either their ancestors or brutally murdered animals, this federation practices solely the arts of tie-dying ships throughout galaxies in the name of long gone ancestors.

Oh poor Lucian though, he would never know, now that he walked away. Perhaps, one day, I will tell him still. But he needs to sit still first, for that to happen. One day, perhaps.

[Arkalezth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqPNpZzE9xc